me: Amanda Bynes was officially arrested. Don't know how I feel about that.
friend: Oh look, there's my childhood playing in the street..annnndddd being hit by a bus. That's how I feel about it.
So there’s this kid at my school
who looks just like Frodo, and I really want to walk up to him and just touch his face, but that would be socially unacceptable. damn.
stranger: m g 20
you: oh okay.
you: I should have been able to figure that out.
you: I'm not the smartest cookie in the cookie jar.
stranger: but maybe the sweetest!
Crows over Wheat Field - Vincent Van Gogh
My life is very monotonous. I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a little bored. But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others. Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me, like music, out of my burrow. And then look: you see the grain—fields down yonder? I do not eat bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields have nothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the color of gold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain, which is also golden, will bring me back the though of you. And I shall love to listen to the wind in the wheat…
- the fox, The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
— the fox, The Little Prince
the little prince: Goodbye
the flower: ...I have been silly. I ask your forgiveness. Try to be happy...
the little prince: ...
the flower: Of course I love you. It is my fault that you have not known it all the while. That is of no importance. But you--you have been just as foolish as I. Try to be happy...Let the glass globe be. I don't want it any more.
the little prince: But the wind--
the flower: My cold is not so bad as all that...The cool night air will do me good. I am a flower.
the little prince: But the animals--
the flower: Well, I must endure the presence of two or three caterpillars if I wish to become acquainted with the butterflies. It seems that they are very beautiful. And if not the butterflies--and the caterpillars--who will call upon me? You will be far away...As for the large animals--I am not at all afraid of any of them. I have my claws.
We’re all Chandler Bing from Friends .
WHY I DON’T WEAR MY GLASSES.
so I can pretend like I’m living this episode.
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